forever-whelmed:

So I don’t know if I ever put this up here, but this is my mom who was at a wine tasting party and texts this to me saying:

“I didn’t know his name but I know you like him so I just walked up and said ‘You’re that really hot guy from supernatural right?’ He’s really nice he just laughed and said yes.”

(Source: bamhbies)

official-chipotle:

He’s so fucking frustrated

(Source: 4gifs)

"If someday the moon calls you by your name don’t be surprised,
Because every night I tell her about you."
— Shahrazad al-Khalij (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes)

cute-pubes:

Another girl being pretty does not make me ugly,

Another girl being smart does not mean I’m not smart.

Another girl being liked does not mean I am unliked.

I am perfect and incredible just the way I am, and any other girl is perfect and incredible just the way she is.

Girl competition needs to stop, and self love needs to start.

blackoutdentist:

An amber alert was just issued in Kansas for 5 month old Olivia Smith, who was recently abducted from Cashion, Oklahoma. Authorities suspect Cindy Findley to be the abductor. 
PLEASE, reblog this like wildfire, and if you have information, call the Kansas Bureau of Investigation at 1-800-KS-CRIME (1-800-572-7463) or 911.

Suspect Cindy Findley’s description:

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  • Age now: 48 years-old
  • Sex: Female
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Blonde
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Height: 5 feet 7 inches
  • Weight: 125 pounds
  • Description: The suspect’s hair is shoulder length.
  • Vehicle:2013 Hyundai Santa Fe, Black over Brown
                  Texas license plate #BYZ-3364

Missing child Olivia Smith’s description:

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  • Age now: 5 months-old
  • Sex: Female
  • Skin: White
  • Hair: Brown
  • Eyes: Blue
  • Height: 2 feet 1 inches
  • Weight: 13 pounds

Hey, whatever you need me to do, I’m your man.

thingsamylikes:

Every conversation with my mother EVER.

(Source: starshapedpokemon)

kafkai:

dilated:

I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise.

And then i assume that they are lying to make fun of me

(Source: dilated)

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!
clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

(Source: spaghetti-star-lord)

babyprude:

jotenheimr:

blackrabbit94:

The power of Cosplay

wow

I AM CONVINCED THAT SHE JUST GOT JOHNNY DEPP TO STAND IN HER BATHROOM AND TAKE THIS SELFIE BECAUSE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND OKAY I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

whatshouldwecallflautists:

What non-musicians expect:

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What it’s actually like:

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(Source: vinegod)

johncougar:

weirdvvolf:

papauera:

lofticri3s:

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This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

favorite things about this

  • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
  • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
  • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
  • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.

I JUST DIED

(Source: skypevevo)

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