Whoever invented the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize
i wiLL FIND YOU AND PERSONALLY DELETE YOUR TUMBLR
(via mgdarion)Source: thequeenofhell
And THEN you’re telling them that they’re the most spoiled, entitled, self-absorbed generation in history. It’s stupid and gross.
Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.
get out of there fireman what are you doing
there’s a tornado
I can’t stop laughing at this fireman
he’s just standing there going
“well darn, look at that.
(via phobetor)Source: goldenerschnitt
The fact that wizard law enforcement found a dude’s finger and immediately closed the investigation, declared him dead, and concluded that the only possible explanation for why they only found a finger was that he was killed so hard that the rest of him was obliterated kind of speaks volumes about why nobody followed up when the genocidal serial killer just vanished.
The Ministry of Magic is fucking useless.
(via mgdarion)Source: raptorific