1. inexorablyacademic:

    sodomymcscurvylegs:

    cameralinz:

    “Is Draco alive? Is he in the castle?” The whisper was barely audible; her lips were an inch from his ear, her head bent so low that her long hair shielded his face from the onlookers. “Yes,” he breathed back. He felt the hand on his chest contract; her nails pierced him. Then it was withdrawn. She had sat up. “He is dead!” Narcissa Malfoy called to the watchers.

    In the end, Voldemort’s fate twice came down to the choice of a woman, a mother.

    Rock ‘n roll.

    Harry Potter as a series repeatedly tells us never to underestimate a mother’s love. Lilly’s love for Harry nearly killed Voldemort the first time, Narcissa’s love for Draco set him up for his real death, and Voldemort’s greatest general was killed by Molly, a mother who loved all of her children and feared losing any more to the magical war.

    Bitches. Get. Stuff. Done.

       (via)

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  2. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
    Martin Luther King Jr. (via feellng)
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  3. themes:

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    themes:

    Reverb

    A theme designed and built with bands and musicians in mind. You can have a music player, promote your latest album, show latest gigs, display your merch and integrate with Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.

    • Fully responsive, optimized for large displays as well as mobile
    • Integrates with Soundcloud, Songkick, Bands In Town, iTunes, Big Cartel, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and much more
    • Large header image and over 50 customization options for text and colors

    Check out Reverb and more at tumblr.com/themes.

    Reblogged from: themes
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  5. mazerunnermovie:

Together, they must find a way out.

    mazerunnermovie:

    Together, they must find a way out.

    Reblogged from: mazerunnermovie
  6. Let no man pull you so low as to hate him.
    Martin Luther King Jr., A Knock at Midnight: Inspiration from the Great Sermons of Reverend Martin Luther King, Jr. (via kushandwizdom)
    Reblogged from: v-oq
  7. If you can’t fly then run, if you can’t run then walk, if you can’t walk then crawl, but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.
    Martin Luther King Jr. (via feellng)
    Reblogged from: v-oq
  8. anomolisticbeauty:

loupgarou:

woodmeat:

chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

merrymaudlin:

mercurykiss:

thugburrito:

My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORYSo a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.


No. You don’t understand. Once, I was craving dominoes pizza while on my period, so I called to place an order. My roommate was joking around and in the background she yelled, “DON’T FORGET THE TAMPONS!” 30 mins later, the pizza guy shows up with a box of tampons, some chocolate ice cream, and my pizza telling me that this was his girlfriend’s magical cure-all for period woes. I was so grateful, I cried. For an hour.20$ pizza with a 400% tip. Pizza delivery man for the win.

I called up my pizza delivery guy and told him I wanted a scene straight out of a porno. Boy did I get it. Spoiler: I’m married to my pizza delivery guy.

    anomolisticbeauty:

    loupgarou:

    woodmeat:

    chevy-raised-jack-daniels-fed:

    merrymaudlin:

    mercurykiss:

    thugburrito:

    My faith in pizza guys has gone up 123%

    NO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY
    So a few weeks ago I was in a hotel in Savannah with my grampa in the hospital next door, Mom was over staying with him, and the battery in the smoke detector went out so every 5 minutes it would let off this loud, high pitched ‘CHIRP’.

    It was annoying as fuck, so I called the front desk to see if they had a battery for it, and they said the only thing they could do was change rooms. We’d already settled in for the night, and needed the next door rooms for my uncles the next day, so I said I’d deal. My uncles had my car in the next town over, so I couldn’t drive and get one myself.

    An hour later, I’m ordering pizza and have gone insane because the damn thing CHIRPS. SO. MUCH.

    So I begged the pizza guy on the phone to stop and get me a battery, told him I’d pay for the battery, and give him an extra tip for it, and he was chill with it. This adorable fucker gets to my room with the battery, opens it, asks to see the smoke detector, CLIMBS ON THE BED, CHANGES THE BATTERY FOR ME, and tests it.

    My pizza was only 20 dollars, but I gave him 40 and told him to keep the change.

    I am clearly not fully utilizing my pizza delivery person…..

    What’s next pizza delivery hitmen

    included in this order for a large ground beef is a dossier containing information on your target. he is to be neutralized before delivery. do not let him reach the airport. no pepperoni.

    No. You don’t understand. Once, I was craving dominoes pizza while on my period, so I called to place an order. My roommate was joking around and in the background she yelled, “DON’T FORGET THE TAMPONS!” 30 mins later, the pizza guy shows up with a box of tampons, some chocolate ice cream, and my pizza telling me that this was his girlfriend’s magical cure-all for period woes. I was so grateful, I cried. For an hour.

    20$ pizza with a 400% tip. Pizza delivery man for the win.

    I called up my pizza delivery guy and told him I wanted a scene straight out of a porno. Boy did I get it.

    Spoiler: I’m married to my pizza delivery guy.

    Reblogged from: anomolisticbeauty
  9. intergalacticwombat:

    fun date idea: pay for my tattoo

    Reblogged from: moonshineandglitter
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  11. my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

    mrs. incredible was all about the real talk and i respect that because she knew that talking down to her kids wasn’t going to help anyone at this point they had to know what’s up if everybody was going to make it out alive this is no time for sugarcoating motherfuckers it’s go time

    Reblogged from: anomolisticbeauty
  12. dropdeadesu:

    A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

    Reblogged from: silence-that-enslaves-me
  13. ethermaiden:

    zombres:

    thebadwolfdemon:

    So apparently consuming blood is illegal in Louisiana

    How much blood did people have to drink before it was banned?

    image

    ehehehehehe

    Reblogged from: phobetor
  14. I love those mornings when you wake to darkness and no one is asking anything of you. You’re under no pressure to exist. This is something of which I am in constant need.
    C.R. (via oldblueeyes)
    Reblogged from: wavesoftheuniverse
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